12.31.2012

happy new year

Here's wishing you and your loved ones a year of peace, joy, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Try not to die this year. Do something meaningful with your life. Kiss someone you love at least once. Have great sex. Stay healthy. Run with (safety) scissors. Read a book. Remove the mattress or pillow label. Begin the beguine. Do a random act of kindness. Touch a miner inappropriately. Eat healthy. 

Do any one of these things this year, for me.
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3 comments:

  1. Martin WrightJanuary 3, 2013 at 4:43 AM

    Hmm..well there has to be at least one female miner out here in coal country, maybe I can do two or three of those in one shot :P

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    1. StevenJanuary 3, 2013 at 12:12 PM

      I never even considered that as a possible option before. You seriously just made my day with that ... LOL!

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  2. AsianGypseh (the food lover)January 6, 2013 at 7:53 PM

    Fantastic reply, Dazar! :) That IS a great idea... hmmm.... She could be those cute Japanese girls who mine for pearls...

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